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What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!
How do you spoil a baby?
Leave it out in the sun.
Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun
What's sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
What's the best sound in the world?
Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
Sticking pins in their eyes.
What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.
What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
What happens when you burn baby's face off?
It makes weird noises and crawls into walls.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children's playground!
What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster?
A Freeloader.
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What wiggles spits and is covered in shit?
An inside out baby!
When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.
What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
What do you call a 30week-old preemie?
An Appetizer.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
Matt.
How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
It's really easy to turn on a lamp.
What's small, and shiny, and blue?
A baby with a plastic baggy over its head.
What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A baby on a bed of nails.
What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!
What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a
bouquet of roses up his ass.What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it
What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
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