Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a piece of pizza?
A: I don't have sex with a piece of pizza before I eat it.
To be quite honest, I don't mean to be rude to anyone actually reading this. You see, I am conducting an experiment using a few free tools on the internet. If you are actually offended by any of this content, lighten up. Here is a link to an authoritative site to make this more legit, but if you are curious about the history of jokes according to Wikipedia. I need to use the word "rude" again, because that will solidify this sentence as being relevant to the previous text.
One of my favorite pick-up lines guaranteed to either get you laid or offend someone greatly:
Q: What's the difference between a ferrari and a boner?
A: I don't have a ferrari
Again, this joke only works about 25% of the time. 50% of the time if you are as handsome as I am. This looks to be like a sufficient amount of fresh stuff. Let's hope it gets crawled!
