The Most Offensive Joke in the World

In the purpose of updating this page with even more rude jokes, I am adding some fresh shit.  Again, if you are offended easily, or unfortunately happen to stumble upon this page, I apologize in advance.  Seriously though, how did you get to this page?  The only way I can think of would be because of a search that brought you here for a rude or offensive joke.  In which case, that is ultimately the purpose of writing all of these stupid, stupid stupid jokes and such.

I really wish that offensive jokes were more of a niche that I am interested in, because I would definitely post more original, rude jokes and whatnot if that were the case.  I guess just posting some stupid content that a sixth grader couldn't figure out the difference with is a good enough start.  In the meantime, enjoy some quality jokes that are totally just copied from other places on the web.

Moar Rude Jokes and Such

So I needed to pass along a few quick updates while I had a chance.  Obviously, this is not intended for anyone to read these rude jokes, so I apologize in advance if I am offending anyone.  To be honest, I am just trying to update the material on here so that it appears to be fresh in the eyes of robots, rude ones.  Humor is intended to not offend, hence why I recommend taking all of this with a grain of salt.  Also, if you can't find good jokes on the internet anymore please use www.google.com or www.comedycentral.com

Going to try something new for this offensive joke:

The funeral housecalled the 85 year old womanto tell her that her 90 year old mate had died with such a massive boner that he could not close the coffin. He had never seen such seen such a big bonoer.

Well she said "Cut it off as close to his body as you can then put it up his butt". The next day the whole gang came to the funeral house to give their respect and the woman knelt down near her departed husband and noticed there was a tear coming down his face . She leaned over and whispered in his ear "I told you it hurt you old fucker!"

So that's my update for now.  Hopefully I can increase the rate at which important read these rude, offensive jokes so that my experiment in laughter can continue.